- Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
I like money and got people
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
"you can’t blame all white people for slavery" and you can’t blame all muslims for 9/11 but that don’t stop you