croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

shitfaced-blonde:

being pissed at your mom because she made you a talentless piece of shit

  • me every morning: should have gone to bed earlier

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money